contest

[purlewe]

I hear this scrambling, scrambling noise and look over to see my lil buggy trying to run through the back end of a baseball cap. After calming her down with my voice I could not resist taking a picture to show people what a silly-ass cat I have. Then I saved her. Honestly.

I know this makes me a bad mom. But I also know that this picture will make me laugh for years. So here is where the contest comes in. Write a caption for this picture and send it to me as purlewe AT earthlink DOT net. Include your home address. I promise to send a present to the person who makes me snort milk out my nose. You have until Dec 18th to submit your caption. And if you are feeling creative, send more than one. I will enjoy reading them all.

Comments

[boogie-babe.livejournal.com]

ok, that is hillarious all by itself. I'll let Jay come up with the captions, he's far better than I am.
Hope you got a ton of packing done over the weekend.
XOX

[astuce.livejournal.com]

ahahaaaa! thank you so much, that's hilarious.
may I introduce you to the telescoping document tube? (http://www.bettymills.com/cgi-bin/store/index.cgi?exact_match=yes&keywords=SAF3053&search_stores=2)
You'll notice that yellow strap ring on the right hand side.
It's the perfect fit for a kitty to get its head through but not be
able to back up. Sit and enjoy while dumb-as-a-bag-of-hammers cat
runs wildly around the house hauling a 3 foot strap attached to a thin
hollow plastic tube which makes a terrifying racket.

From Em (see? I remembered!)

[(Anonymous)]

Hmmmm...I will work on that. Something something backwards baseball hat wearing frat boy something something...

Have I mentioned how stunning that quilt is? It just takes my breath away.

This is harder than I thought it would be...

[truejabber.livejournal.com]

1. "What up dawg?"

2. "Begone, or I shall power fart!"

3. "MY BRAIN HURTS!"

That last one is a Monty Python reference. Bonus points to anyone who gets it.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, that is SO funny! So, she got into the hat AND was there long enough for you to take a photo? Cats are so awesome.

And this is what she is saying: I cannot hear you. I have no ears. La la la la la.

Or maybe: Dude, you never read Cat in the Hat? Back away from me slowly.